The Rare Sparklenoph

Cover your eyes!!!!

Do not panic, however: There are no such thing as "sparklenophs", so no such atrocity will be appearing in my novel. DON'T YOU FRET. It's okay. *pats*

This was spawned during a conversation I had with *kalmanen on fandoms, etc. The following text is the excerpt she came up with that so inspired me!

"And then, the majestic creature, hiding in the shadows, stepped into the light. The beauty blinded my eyes as it sparkled like a 80s discoball, charging lazors from the fur as sunlight hit it. Not untill I could find my shades from my stylish messenger bag, I could look it's marvellous beauty without being blinded. It was a marvellous sight. A sparklenoph, the rarest of them all. The shock pink fur dazzled me even through my glasses as it glanced me with it's golden eyes which were framed by cyan eyelashes. What a sight, I thought as I was blinded by all the sparkling that burned through my hip shades."

Aside from me discovering my tablet is on a downhill slide at the moment (cursor wiggles like no tomorrow, hmm), I learned a few things about digital. Just a few. (Aside from the fact that I still don't like it.) This was finished in 2 hours, which is a record for me. The color pink also explained to me why I loathe it so much. It BURNS, it does, and my eyes are not going to forgive me for a while now. So yes. Enjoy this horrid (I mean beautiful) spectacle, it was made for fun and will be scrapped later.

Look at that ugly background! I hate color, I really do. Must get over that.

Pallanophs © April Schumacher
Sparklenoph has been brought to you from the depths of burning hell. Ahem.